Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Puzzle time
Ni ada puzzle of Burberry Ad featuring Ioan Gruffudd (Mr Fantastic citer Fantastic four), yang hensem tu..try ler..
Monday, June 11, 2007
Juz For Reading Pleasure
Got this stuff from forwarded email..lama dah..terperap...mmm..cuti sem..boh-san giler ekk tak de kelas...kawan kita yg keje gomen tu..errr..KSA@KJ ke apa..mmm..asik gi meeting then claim kata asik kena tinggal...wakakaka
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*SHOPPING MATH*
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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*HAPPINESS*
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
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*LONGEVITY*
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
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*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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*HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.
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*SHOPPING MATH*
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
*HAPPINESS*
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
______________________________
*LONGEVITY*
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
______________________________
*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
*HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Transformer Movie is Coming
Masa kecik-kecik dulu katun yang kalau boleh tak leh miss tengok ada lah Transformer. Melopong la jugak tengok robot leh tukar-tukar jadi lori la..kereta la..jadi radio la..dan macam2 lagi..Pastu paling suka sekali watak Optimus Prime..wow..truly courageous leader of Autobot...then geram gak tengok si Megatron...tak sudah-sudah nak kacau Autobot...perang memang tak abis2...tapi still tak rasa boring gak tengok katun nih...canggih tu tgk robot leh tukar2..pastu leh la ckp..pikir..then ada lak yg baik..ada la yang jahat cam lanun...
July 2007 ni nak kuar dah movie pasal Transformer ni...jom kita tengok trailer...Optimus Prime is coming to defend the mankind from the evil decepticon...
July 2007 ni nak kuar dah movie pasal Transformer ni...jom kita tengok trailer...Optimus Prime is coming to defend the mankind from the evil decepticon...
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Let's Watch Woody Woodpecker
Evergreen Woody Woodpecker Cartoon...Have fun and enjoy yourself watching...
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Quips & quotes
Quips & quotes
A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses!
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.
Monday, May 21, 2007
RISK OF A MARRIAGE.....
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour... The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60 mph."I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.
...."The airbag."....
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.Moral of the story: Buy Toyota VIOS as it has only one airbag (for driver only). The husband sure die and wife gets everything! So, for a husband don't buy a Vios today.... :)Husbands, pls take insurance! but.. think twice for MCIS insurance.
Know why?" M.C.I.S "= Mati Cepat Isteri Senang
"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60 mph."I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.
...."The airbag."....
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.Moral of the story: Buy Toyota VIOS as it has only one airbag (for driver only). The husband sure die and wife gets everything! So, for a husband don't buy a Vios today.... :)Husbands, pls take insurance! but.. think twice for MCIS insurance.
Know why?" M.C.I.S "= Mati Cepat Isteri Senang
Care for Cheerful Jokes...
Extracted from Reader's Digest:
#1
My boyfriend and I met online and we'd been dating for over a year. I introduced Hans to my uncle, who was fascinated by the fact that we met over the Internet. He asked Hans what kind of line he had used to pick me up. Ever the geek, Hans naively replied, "I just used a regular 56K modem."
#2
For years I had been telling my friend Pete that he ate too much fast food, but he always denied it. One day he admitted I was right. "What changed your mind?" "My grandson. When my daughter told him I was coming to visit, he asked, 'Grandpa from Florida, or Grandpa from Pizza Hut?' "
#3
A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, clicked on the radio and said, "Mayday, mayday." A Coast Guard officer came on and said, "State your location." "I-75, two miles south of Standish." After a very long pause, the officer asked, "How fast were you going when you reached shore?"
#1
My boyfriend and I met online and we'd been dating for over a year. I introduced Hans to my uncle, who was fascinated by the fact that we met over the Internet. He asked Hans what kind of line he had used to pick me up. Ever the geek, Hans naively replied, "I just used a regular 56K modem."
#2
For years I had been telling my friend Pete that he ate too much fast food, but he always denied it. One day he admitted I was right. "What changed your mind?" "My grandson. When my daughter told him I was coming to visit, he asked, 'Grandpa from Florida, or Grandpa from Pizza Hut?' "
#3
A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, clicked on the radio and said, "Mayday, mayday." A Coast Guard officer came on and said, "State your location." "I-75, two miles south of Standish." After a very long pause, the officer asked, "How fast were you going when you reached shore?"
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