Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Puzzle time
Ni ada puzzle of Burberry Ad featuring Ioan Gruffudd (Mr Fantastic citer Fantastic four), yang hensem tu..try ler..
Monday, June 11, 2007
Juz For Reading Pleasure
Got this stuff from forwarded email..lama dah..terperap...mmm..cuti sem..boh-san giler ekk tak de kelas...kawan kita yg keje gomen tu..errr..KSA@KJ ke apa..mmm..asik gi meeting then claim kata asik kena tinggal...wakakaka
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*SHOPPING MATH*
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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*HAPPINESS*
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
______________________________
*LONGEVITY*
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
______________________________
*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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*HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.
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*SHOPPING MATH*
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
*HAPPINESS*
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
______________________________
*LONGEVITY*
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
______________________________
*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________
*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
*HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.
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