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*SHOPPING MATH*

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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*HAPPINESS*

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
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*LONGEVITY*

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
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*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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*HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.